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Computer Demotivational Poster


TECH SAVY SENIORS -


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm

GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.


TROLLING - An art form.




COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.




NO CONTEST -


TAGS: chess kickboxing computer opponent humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:52 pm
Wait 'til its big friends get a hold of your personal-info... And your bank account!


TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES! - This is a 5 megabyte harddrive from 1955!


TAGS: computer past
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by twill1962

Zetmonk - July 10, 2012, 5:24 am
The same can't really be said for forklifts though...


PORN - Once you've seen it your scared for life


TAGS: porn child kid computer moti
Rating: 3.16/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:28 pm
MOM? And you get mad at me for sucking my THUMB!
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:46 pm
Good One.


NERDS - Die as you've lived.


TAGS: nerds computer
Rating: 4.36/5

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Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am
Nicely done Ice!
Icespade1 - May 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
I think it's a game guide
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:18 am
5 bucks says that Bible is only mom's wishful thinking.


TECH SUPPORT - I don't need no stinkin' tech support!


TAGS: computer
Rating: 4.05/5

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SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?


TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

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pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

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CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


MAC COMPUTERS - ring ring ring... some one find my streamers


TAGS: mac computers
Rating: 3.03/5

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Elder God Douchebag - July 2, 2009, 10:06 am
And the Internet is for people who can't speak properly, apparently. Seriously, learn to type a coherent sentence.
St.Lol - July 2, 2009, 9:52 am
macs are for people who cant understand why their gets problems. Pcs are for people who always gets problems.
know_it_all - June 9, 2009, 3:47 pm
anything a mac can do, a pc can do better. anything a pc can do, a mac will probably have compatibility issues with.
Gurgle - April 16, 2009, 4:42 am
If 90% of the bio department (I am a bio major in school) uses Macs, guess what I use? It has its uses.
Purity - April 5, 2009, 7:41 am
Not a bad analogy at all... I like it. PC's rule, macs are for idiots.


STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


I LOVE MY COMPUTER - All my friends live in it.




MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!


TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)


MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2015, 3:50 pm
It Looks Like You Can Support Me !
manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


CLOUD COMPUTING - you're doing it wrong




WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


I LOVE COMPUTERS - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection... I hate computers.


TAGS: computers hate love smash
Rating: 4.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2014, 3:08 am
5ame here PV.
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:01 pm
Just replaced 3rd harddrive in a 5 month old laptop...just back up and running...sigh...I hate computers.
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:38 pm
third
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:26 am
I Second That.


COMPUTER GAMES - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


TAGS: computer games rage neener
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

trek - February 25, 2013, 6:49 pm
I believe the proper quote is that it was no match for me in hand to hand combat...
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
It may have already been done, but it's still funny'r 'n hell
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:58 pm
i've done it a few times. some are really difficult to find
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
I try. So very hard to do though.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:34 pm
no problems. just watch out for repeated jokes
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:30 pm
I like your pic better.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
poster 111523


COMPUTERS!!! - Just too funny




KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS -




WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Seriously, get off that damn computer.




TECH SUPPORT - You seem to be having hardware issues. Let me finish this download and I'll get right to it.


TAGS: computer
Rating: 4.16/5

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ALWAYS ONLINE -




AFRICAN IPOD - Batteries not Included




GET TO WORK -


TAGS: work computer dreams
Rating: 2.44/5

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ronsart - November 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
lol...u kids make me appreciate Canadians...lol
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:03 pm
well... 2 things if you count moooooooooooooo's alcoholism.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:00 pm
Hello Mr Ronsart! Thanks for the welcome back! Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. No matter how long im gone for one thing on this site is constant.
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:39 pm
LMAO!!!! I'm a good boy now...for the time being...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:38 pm
You are the best at doing what you do to who I'm supposed to be doing it to!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
I got her to yelling YOUR NAME now...at least 3 times a day now...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Back-handed flattery will get you everywhere, TTH!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:34 pm
Great cook? LOL! My girl been talking in her sleep again, Ron?
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:33 pm
haven,t had a chance to welcome u back Mr. TrashHeap...glad u got internet again...and AggiE also kind and a great cook!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
Or "good kind of timmy, good kind of tunnel, good kind of politifake, good kind of American beer.....
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:31 pm
It's like saying "good kind of kidney stone" or "good kind of venereal disease".
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
Yeah but can I really say " good kind of Nazi"?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:21 pm
That sure sounded fair and unbalanced.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
No worries AggiE you are the good kind of Nazi......wait a sec that doesn't sound right!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:17 pm
LOL... thanks TTH... I think. Wait... well, ok. This is actually an exact despair, inc poster quote.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:14 pm
Quality over quantity Nazi!!!!!!!!!!! AgdanielE for the win!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:04 pm
You're the second one lately who has gone outside their own vacant mind to create poor posters.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
So, the lesson here, my motifakers, is that plagiarism isn't plagiarism if you change the picture and copy only the text verbatim, ok?


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


TOO LATE -


TAGS: computer fix fail
Rating: 4.42/5

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calvin5040 - June 19, 2013, 3:53 pm
Gamer rage
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:11 pm
Thanks! I would've replied sooner, but had to put my computer back together again first. ;)
mariand - January 9, 2012, 3:57 pm
cool


OWNED !!! -


TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.


DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - but I work with computers!


TAGS: doris funny computers
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Ag218 - February 17, 2009, 10:24 pm
WTF!? He's got my credit report on the screen behind him!


WEIGHT LIMITS - Lucky for this guy computers dont have weight limits but just to be safe he should check that chair


TAGS: fat computer
Rating: 3.14/5

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Goatboy - October 19, 2012, 11:54 am
Gee, I wonder what that bottle of lotion on the end of the table is for?


DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


A MOUSE IN A MOUSE - so that's how they do it!


TAGS: mouse computer animal tech
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by RadEd

gas - December 17, 2011, 3:13 am
mouseption
CloudchaserS - December 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Yo Dawg! We heard you like computer mice so we put a mouse in your mouse so you can left click while you left click!


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.




FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.


TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!


ADAPTATION -


TAGS: computer fish water
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by gas

Airman - August 8, 2011, 3:11 pm
just saw this.. Nice!!
gas - August 5, 2011, 7:58 pm
thanks all ;)
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:47 pm
whale 5ongs
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:46 pm
Keep 'em coming Gas. 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:54 pm

awesome


SEARCH HISTORY - If your friend has an empty search history... DONT SHAKE HIS HAND!




LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit gay.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my ass kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


PRODUCTIVITY -


TAGS: cat mouse computer
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by motinet

test123 - April 8, 2016, 4:37 pm
test


VISIONARY -




SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.


TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am
LMAO


MR M -




CTRL - You`ve lost it.


TAGS: ctrl control computer
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:42 pm
test?
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 2:32 am
LOL Depends on the force involved. After all, don't they say a tornado can put a straw into a tree? LOL
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:38 am
I didn't think a cheap plastic keyboard could go through a computer screen like that, LOL


WAIT A MINUTE -


TAGS: boy frown computers youtube
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
*sigh* Youth...


COMPUTER CAT - Loves his symbols




ANIMAL TESTING - Actually a lot more fun than people realize.


TAGS: it s a monkey computer
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

templar13 - June 10, 2012, 10:24 pm
Well, the neck snapping machine seems to be fully functional.
GreyScorpion - June 1, 2010, 2:14 pm
Still off your meds Claire?
Claire - June 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
Why do I find this funny? I can't determine what to give this so, 3.
lahliet - June 1, 2010, 1:57 pm
theres a number on him... i wonder what happend to the first 1641 monkeys?


MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside


TAGS: computers tech life prison hammy
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:40 pm
I'm going outside now.... :O
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:43 pm

not so bad if you have the x-box going. aw5ome hammy


COMPUTERS -


TAGS: computers hal 2001
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:09 am
read it again.
fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:04 am
I don't get it. What does HAL 9000 have to do with handguns and tequila?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:52 am
Aces. 5L
pieman - June 11, 2010, 10:19 am
Mas Tequila. 5 plugged nickles.


CALL TECH SUPPORT -


TAGS: manuals calendar computer games
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 6:23 am
5hared grief


*CLICK CLICK* HM, WHAT'S THIS? - OMG, THIS is what Dad's been looking at?


TAGS: kids computer shocked
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by SRD

GaryO - June 19, 2012, 12:16 pm
Funny, that’s what I do after my grandpuppies have been on my computer……..
CloudchaserS - June 19, 2012, 1:21 am
Or better yet, use In Private Browsing so you don't have to worry about remembering to do that
Bull - June 18, 2012, 10:15 pm
or clear your browser history and cookies when your finished .. you know .. yeah
Iconoclast - June 18, 2012, 10:07 pm
The lesson learned. Get the kids their own computer and don't let them use Dad's computer.


FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"




GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples


TAGS: strawberry nipple google computer funny
Rating: 4.14/5

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starryn8t - December 9, 2011, 4:41 pm
And its a book too lol. http://www.amazon.com/These-Strawberries-Doing-Nipples-Fruit/dp/075151005X
Chopperliscious - October 24, 2009, 8:34 am
Wow - good find! And it's actually there! Five Lions!


'NOT ACTUAL GAME FOOTAGE' - Translation: "We put more effort in to this advertisement than we did with the actual game."




DUAL QUAD'S - Your FTP server is not worthy.


TAGS: computers cpu dual quad ftp
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Cliff

w00t - June 13, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you know what this means I have bad news for you...


DOPE WARS - Teaching kids more about supply & demand than any high school economics class ever has.


TAGS: dope wars game economics computer
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Marshall

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
mushrooms? this is not mario world!


GRAMMAR NAZIS - They exist because of tools like you




PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips


TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by zaxx81

zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school


THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER - Was very limited functionally, print and delete .




IT WAS WORKING FINE -




PHOTOSHOP IS FUN -




WINDOWS - improving since 1985




CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -


TAGS: steven wright computer cat
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

garth - June 19, 2009, 5:26 pm
oh-cool a uniball


TROJANS -


TAGS: trojans virus on your computer
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Florisb

_dog - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
The title is blurry... and the caption.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:53 pm
Yep. Definitely seen this one before.


NIGHTS LIKE THESE - I like to punish my wiener like I caught it breaking in to my house




GRAMMAR NAZIS - They exist because of tools like you


TAGS: children dont belong on computers
Rating: 2.12/5

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boner - June 12, 2008, 11:44 pm
ahahah heil grammar nazi pwning spelling n00bs


From The Earth To The Moon -


TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am

LOL5


SOME PEOPLE ARE LUCKY - but some people just are not


TAGS: epic fail game minesweeper computer
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by nettimato

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:13 pm
This motifake explains in few words full well why I despise minesweeper. Sucked at it as a child and as an adult.
DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
I actually think i was arguing about minesweeper, and i was wrong. Hows that for a kick in the ball sack
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 3:57 pm
LOL! Hell of a wake-up call.
crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 3:56 pm
Wow, we're arguing about minesweeper on the internet, for a minute there I thought my life was meaningless. =)
DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 2:56 pm
If you look in the upper right hand corner, you will see that he is playing a custom game with only 1 mine. Thats why only 1 shows up
Sean - May 2, 2010, 1:38 pm
Unless I miss my guess, once you hit a mine, all the remaining ones also are exposed. No? But the pic would not be nearly as funny that way (I just tried to duplicate it on my computer, and after restarting the game, it's easy to find a mine to pick).
Zerratic - May 2, 2010, 6:52 am
Actuall you can, if you mark one mine on the field first, then remove the mark and click. This is fake though, 'coz the indicator says there are 10 mines left, yet not more than one is shown on "game over"
Claire - May 1, 2010, 8:33 pm
I lol'd.
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
Ha Ha!! 4L


Oh, dear god no! -




DELL - I have one too...


TAGS: dell computer laptop
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by sk

GJT - November 11, 2008, 6:00 pm
seriously? it's just a joke...get a sense of humor Big E
Big E - August 7, 2008, 7:42 pm
Hey jackass, Craven is right. you are a moron, if you are going to make a poster make it right.
Craven - May 27, 2008, 7:04 pm
You know you're a geek when.... That is a IBM Thinkpad, older model. Probably around 2000 or so.


YES, THIS THE HELP DESK... - The problem is you.


TAGS: computers
Rating: 2.43/5

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NORTON - Why would anyone trust their computer to Norton?




THE COMPUTER ROOM - Find it.


TAGS: sega vector computer room sonic
Rating: 2.36/5


MACS - I suddenly want one.


TAGS: computers anime nerds bikini
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Calvin Duffy

Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 3:28 am
I rather have a pc...
Mrs.Man - January 19, 2009, 1:16 am
Tranny... She is one...
walkerofskies - January 5, 2009, 5:26 pm
please excuse the grammar mistake its late and I am tired
walkerofskies - January 5, 2009, 5:25 pm
I don't care what she has I am so inserting my memroy stick into her hardrive while I am have my face buried in her motherboard
Dude - December 18, 2008, 11:31 pm
Except she has aids
Kung-Fu Devil - September 10, 2008, 6:44 pm
OK, I'll take this one... You know she's not real, right?
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:16 pm
rule 34 prevails again!!! WOO!!!
Yamiro - July 20, 2008, 12:38 am
stop posting my girlfriend!
Max - April 27, 2008, 5:05 pm
C'mon, c'mon...there's gotta be a computer store nearby...


FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.




WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


BAGINAS -


TAGS: before preschool was dads computer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 12, 2015, 11:34 pm
but hey, another twenty years....
Oldsod - January 12, 2015, 10:27 pm
Only 4 votes in two years? 5 belated lions!


FLOPPY DISKS - 1.4 mb of pure technology


TAGS: computer
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by copperpaul

JerryBCSP - March 4, 2011, 2:07 pm
Yes! XD
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:08 pm
And Zip disks look completely different...He he he, Zip & Floppy disks!
Airman - May 11, 2010, 1:05 pm
those are 3.5 inch floppy drives.. the first generation was 5 1/4inch and those really were "floppy". still have some of those in my desk drawer
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Funny poster but you guys realize this pic is of post-it notes, right?
Donkasaurus - May 11, 2010, 12:50 pm
.ZIP Disks...are not floppy disks.
Viper - May 11, 2010, 7:47 am
hehe technological POWAAAA'!!!
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:30 am
i remember that i collected porn pics on these... good old times but a dvd is not that bad... ;)
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:23 am
Hilarious!


FIREFOX - cannot connect to windows




FARM TOWN - It's the new Everquest (aka Ever-crack).


TAGS: games farm town computers online
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Silcas - July 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Looks more like wow imo...


COMPUTERS - When you thought life couldnt get anyworse, your computer gets a bug.




UR PUTER -


TAGS: computer homo gay invented so what
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Anonymoose - April 16, 2009, 12:20 am
I think its supposed to be a joke, like she is pro-gay rights and is ponting out the ridiculousness of anti-gay propaganda. She's holding a gay pride flag.


cybersex -


TAGS: geeks computers
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by tom23

john doe - October 27, 2008, 7:09 am
if thats true,then DAMN!...i want that PC instead of my alienware.
Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 10:11 pm
I feel used...


FORD WINDOWS -


TAGS: cars computers
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - February 16, 2013, 8:41 am
All this plus if you needed to clean the windshield (window) a "C drive cleaner" button is pushed after which you'd have re-atart your Ford!


Delete the World -


TAGS: god world delete computer sql
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - September 1, 2013, 12:47 pm
Gud 1. 5 Lion-rated.


WINDOWS - Remember that time your computer hated you, I deal with it every day...




TRY AGAIN - Fail again Fail better




HELLO TECHNICAL SUPPORT? -




I've been looking for twenty minutes! -


TAGS: dumb woman computer
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Silverheart - January 13, 2014, 7:56 am

This brings back memories! An irate sister, calling me and asking where the any key was, so she could finish installing Windows 95. It took me about 5 minutes to stop laughing enough to explain it, and 2 weeks for her to forgive my sarcasm... 5/f!


DELL - Now Selling Large, Expensive Paper Weights


TAGS: dell laptops computers electronics paperweight
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oiler - January 25, 2013, 6:23 pm
Just finished getting a THIRD new harddrive in my 6 month old HP laptop...does ANYONE make a good PC ?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:15 pm
Coincidence or CONSPIRACY? :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:14 pm
That's right. Who would've thought that Darwin's theory of evolution applied to inanimate objects? I'm completely bamboozled.
rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

I remember when Dell was a great product, especially when they were built to order. Guess one must compete to survive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 2:23 am
Every once in a while, with some products, someone gets a lemon. I suppose every once in a while someone finds a perfectly good Dell.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:52 pm
My Dell has been working good for 2 years now, and hasn't failed me once.
caveman - November 2, 2012, 8:27 pm
But......i have a dell. (Coincidence that it's currently being repaired)
rerun - November 2, 2012, 8:07 pm

I have 4 year old Toshiba that the power cord was severed. I may revive it instead.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:36 pm
I Was Going To Buy One Last Year Until I Seen My G F IPod It Does Everything.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2012, 2:40 am
I had my Dell for a year, and the motherboard had malfunctioned a day after the manufacturer warrantee expired, and a month after my GeekSquad Black Tie thingy expired. Coincidence? I think not. Sorry about your Dell, too.
rerun - November 1, 2012, 8:02 pm

Looks like the same pile of junk I have. I will never buy another Dell.


YET WE STILL USE IT. -




#@*%! -


TAGS: computer ban block nsfw
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by forseti

Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
ROR! Very good!


CULOS AND CUBBY - from that day forth they were inseparable


TAGS: culos cubby computer day guyfox
Rating: 4.13/5

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Derek - December 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Culos always looking South and Cubby North.


MERCY KILLING - It may seem harsh, but after a certain age, it's really the best option.




TECHNICAL SUPPORT - "Gabamambuifallob? Malobifalbuicoma?Gomafulallacubuafaloblalamabamili." * *(Is it plugged in? What Windows version is it? You're stupid, put you son on the line.)


TAGS: computer
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Doug

Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:23 pm
Too real


File Transfer -




STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY - You can't afford it, but yes...you will buy it


TAGS: computer price radio shack
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

Tomkat - December 11, 2009, 2:05 pm
$2495/15mb = $166.33 per mb at that rate, a 740mb recordable CD would cost $166.33 x 740mb = $123,086.66 HOLY SHIT!!!!


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